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What is recycled toilet paper?

What is recycled toilet paper? It’s a question we (and your search engine) get asked a lot. And you better believe we’ve got the answers. It’s our job. Sorry Jeeves.


First, let’s get one thing straight

We are NOT recycling used toilet paper. So you can get your mind out of the sewer! Our recycled toilet paper is made from recycled post consumer paper – that’s recycled office paper which is already in circulation. It’s the eco-friendliest (and most cost-effective) toilet paper we make.


Why use recycled toilet paper?

Every day, more than 1 million trees are cut down just to be turned into regular toilet paper. When you use recycled toilet paper, you’re helping reduce deforestation. It’s as easy as doing more number ones and twos! The best part? 50% of profits go to sanitation projects around the world. That’s one good roll.


Where do we get our post consumer paper?

From schools and offices close to our production facilities. In a past life, your TP could have been a notebook, textbook, memo, letterhead, to-do list, love letter, chatterbox (remember those?) and more! Recycling post consumer paper into toilet paper also means less work and energy to transform the fibres, which traditional wood needs to go through. Smart, huh? We think so too!


What does it feel like?

You may notice it feels a little different to your mainstream, supermarket loo roll. That’s because those rolls come from virgin trees, which is something we won’t stand (or sit down) for. But while it may not be as soft as 1000 fuzzy bunnies, it’s still a very comfy wipe.


What else would go on its dating profile?

It’s biodegradable. It plays well with most septic tanks. It has 400 sheets per roll. Each roll is 3 ply. Each sheet is 10cm x 10cm. It never lies about its height or posts photos with fish.


What if I hate it?

Well you’re stuck with us. Just kidding, we would never. We offer a 100% money back guarantee if our loo roll isn’t to your bottom’s liking. Or to your child’s bottom’s liking. Or to your cat’s paw’s liking. We’re accommodating like that.


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